The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to bleed

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!