The power to fart in colour

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to make elton john gay

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!