the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to be phone

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Find Waldo

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to bleed

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to eat waffles

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!