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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to be a human

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!