The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to be a human

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to see the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!