The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to be a human

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!