The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!