the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not have power

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!