Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to sweat soup.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Find Waldo

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to feel extreme pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!