The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to not have power

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!