The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power of asdfgh

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!