The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to snore.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!