The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to die

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to see through glass

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!