The power to think you have powers.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to be buried at sea

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the power to die

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to see through glass

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!