The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!