the power to taste your own spit

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be HUMAN

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to see through my eye lids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!