The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

The power of asdfgh

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

The power to get rid of feminism

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The power to pee standing up

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

The power to die at will.

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

thee power to not eat but still starve

the power to have a power.

The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!