The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

alarm that goes off when hiding

The ability to fall unconscious at will.

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

The power of asdfgh

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The power to pee standing up

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

Really bendy thumb

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

The power to turn into a baby randomly

The power to go blind at will.

The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

Endless falling....

The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!