The power to become a carrot.

The power to produce sweat when hot.

The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

The power to think you have powers.

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

The power to speak in cursive

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power to care for anything and nothing.

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

The power to see John Cena.

The power to be buried at sea

The power to think outside the bun.

the power to post pointless superpowers.

The power to have a pointless power.

The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

The power to melt ice into hot ice

The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

The power to get older every second

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

The ability to fart inwards.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!