The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power of love

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!