The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Find Waldo

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!