how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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hey

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power to send future you crazy

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to be a human

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!