The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!