the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not have power

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to make elton john gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!