The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The Power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!