The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power to die at will

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!