the power to glow in the light

The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

the power to make elton john gay

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The power to have a small penis

The Power to die at will

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

The power to turn things in to wood

The power to fart at will.

The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

The power of licking your own elbow and nose

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The power to accept the terms and conditions

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!