The power to see through windows!

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power spite flower

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!