The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to fly but only upward

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!