Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!