The power to poke

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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Imortality.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!