The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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Have sex but not feel it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!