The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to die in one second

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to wink really fast.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!