Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to pee ants.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!