The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!