A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to have no powers!

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!