The power to pee ants.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!