The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!