The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to attract bullets

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!