The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to snore.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to shower naked.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!