The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to sleep

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!