The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!