The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to die at will

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!