The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!