the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to look into cheese.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!