The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The Power to die at will

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to die at will

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!