The power to be bad at everything

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!