The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!