The power to eat food

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to do nothing

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to transform into air.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!