The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!