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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!