- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live again but only while your still alive.

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to be a normal human

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

The power to be dead

Pointless Super Powers