The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to pee on command

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to shit in your eye

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!