The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to die at will

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!