the power die if you think.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to transform into air.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!