Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be bad at everything

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!