The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to shit in your eye

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!