The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to eat food

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!