The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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captain obvious

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!